User:ARetardedPickle
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Christ, I haven't used this website in what, two years? Is this really what my page looked like? I'm ashamed of myself.
I'm a huge Half-Life/Portal fan just like everyone else here if you want to contact me go to my steam page http://steamcommunity.com/id/Aretardedpickle/ I'm just here to make minor edits and stuff like dat
 | This user is still waiting for the beer Barney Calhoun owes them. |
About Me[edit]
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| ARetardedPickle | |
|---|---|
| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
Earth |
| Born |
March 31st |
| Died |
Some day... |
| Function(s) / Belongings | |
| Rank / Occupation |
Smart guy |
| Sponsor |
Pepsi |
| Weapons |
Homemade axe |
| Equipment |
Laptop computer, Samsung phone |
| Vehicles |
Ram 1500(As passenger) |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Human |
| Gender |
Male |
| Hair color |
Black |
| Eye color |
Brown |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Era(s) |
21st Century |
| Faction |
Myself |
| Voice sample(s) | |
- "I'm gonna be pissin' ice-sickles by the time I get home"
- — Me walking home from school
A Collection of my Favorite Quotes[edit]
- "A Nuu Cheeki Breeki IV DAMki"
- — Some Ukrainian Bloke
- "CAN'T CATCH ME SCRUB"
- — A baby
- "Use the force, Luke"
- — Dumbledore
- "L O D S OF E M O N E WOTS DAT SPELL?"
- — Harry Enfield
- "It's in your mother's anus"
- — My dad
- "9/10 Too much swastika"
- — IGN
- "Grand Theft Auto on an Enigma Machine"
- — Shrek
- "I'm kicking a fetus in it's fuckin' head"
- — Uncle Jobel
- "God has a hard-on for Marines!"
- — A Hecu Soldier
