Randolph the Red-Nosed Turret

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Randolph the Red-Nosed Turret is a booklet-like comic released as a bonus for the Valve Store's Holiday Sale for Christmas 2011. Written as a poem, it parodies the 1939 booklet Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer by Robert L. May.

Contents 1 Characters 2 Plot 3 Gallery 4 External links

[edit] Characters

• Randolph the Red-Nosed Turret
• Other turrets
• Companion Cube (Toy only)
• Chell (Doll only)
• GLaDOS
• Gordon Freeman (Name only)
• Alyx Vance (Name only)
• Dog (Name only)
• Boomer (Doll only)
• Santa Claus

[edit] Plot

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[edit] Gallery

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[edit] External links

• Official website (features the full comic)

Real world subjects
Half-Life game series	Half-Life story arc: Half-Life: Day One · Half-Life · Half-Life: Uplink · Half-Life: Opposing Force · Half-Life: Blue Shift · Half-Life: Decay · Half-Life: Source Half-Life 2 story arc: Half-Life 2 · Half-Life 2: Episode One · Half-Life 2: Episode Two · Future of the Half-Life series
Portal game series	Portal story arc: Portal: First Slice · Portal · Portal: Still Alive Portal 2 story arc: Portal 2 · Peer Review · Perpetual Testing Initiative · Portal 2 Sixense MotionPack DLC
Technology demos	Zentraedi Tactical Battle Pod · Get Your Free TVs! · Half-Life 2: Lost Coast · Source Particle Benchmark · Directed Design Experiments
Cut content	Prospero · Development of Half-Life 2 · Return to Ravenholm
Other official games	Deathmatch Classic · Half-Life Deathmatch: Source · Half-Life 2: Deathmatch · Half-Life 2: Survivor
Compilations (to be completed)	Half-Life: Further Data · Half-Life: Generation · Half-Life: Initial Encounter · The Orange Box
ARGs	Portal ARG · PotatoFoolsDay ARG
Related third-party games	Codename: Gordon · Garry's Mod · Mods · Narbacular Drop · Portal: The Flash Version · Tag: The Power of Paint
Game soundtracks	Half-Life soundtrack · Half-Life: Opposing Force soundtrack · Half-Life: Blue Shift soundtrack · Half-Life 2 soundtrack · Half-Life 2: Episode One soundtrack · Half-Life 2: Episode Two soundtrack · Portal soundtrack · Portal 2 soundtrack
Songs	"Exile Vilify" · "Cara Mia (Turret Opera)" · "Still Alive" · "Want You Gone"
Game engines	GoldSrc · Source
Modding software	Half-Life SDK · Perpetual Testing Initiative · Source SDK · Valve Hammer Editor
Game developer companies	Gearbox Software · Valve Corporation
Production staff	Writers: Matthew Armstrong · Stephen Bahl · Chet Faliszek · Rob Heironimus · Brian Hess · Kristy Junio · Ted Kosmatka · Marc Laidlaw · David Mertz · Jay Pinkerton · Randy Pitchford · Erik Wolpaw Composers: Stephen Bahl · Kelly Bailey · Jonathan Coulton · Ben Houge · Chris Jensen · Mike Morasky (a.k.a. "Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory") · The National Artists: Viktor Antonov · Ted Backman · Stephen Bahl · Kelly Bailey · Jeremy Bennett · Laura Dubuk · Dhabih Eng · Moby Francke · Chuck Jones · Eric Kirchmer · Scott Klintworth · Karen Laur · Realm Lovejoy · Randy Lundeen · Yatsze Mark · Tri Nguyen · Michael Avon Oeming · Tristan Reidford · Andrea Wicklund Other: Aaron Barber · Jeep Barnett · Ken Birdwell · John Guthrie · Mike Harrington · Damarcus Holbrook · Brett Johnson · Doug Lombardi · Gabe Newell · Randy Pitchford · Dave Riller · David Speyrer · Jay Stelly · Kim Swift · Douglas R. Wood · Bill Van Buren
Voice actors	John Aylward · Dee Bradley Baker · Adam Baldwin · Robert Culp · Merle Dandridge · Michelle Forbes · Jim French · Louis Gossett Jr. · Robert Guillaume · Mary Kae Irvin · Kathy Levin · John Patrick Lowrie · Ellen McLain · Stephen Merchant · Joe Romersa · Lani Minella · Nolan North · Mike Patton · Harry S. Robins · Michael Shapiro · J.K. Simmons · Jon St. John · Tony Todd
Character models	Ted Backman · Kelly Bailey · Alésia Glidewell · Eric Kirchmer · Jamil Mullen
Books and comics	Development books: The Art of Portal 2 · The Final Hours of Portal 2 · Half-Life 2: Raising the Bar Comics: Portal 2: Lab Rat · Randolph the Red-Nosed Turret · Turret Lullaby · Concerned: The Half-Life and Death of Gordon Frohman (unofficial)
Films	Half-Life: Uplink (film) Fan films: Half-Life: Beyond Black Mesa · Half-Life: Escape from City 17 · Half-Life: Singularity Collapse Portal: Aperture: A Triumph of Science · Outside Aperture
Mods (to be completed)	GoldSrc: Absolute Redemption · Sven Co-op · Sweet Half-Life · The Specialists · They Hunger · USS Darkstar Source: Black Mesa · City 17: Episode One · Combine Destiny · Dystopia · FakeFactory's Cinematic Mod · MINERVA · Missing Information · Mistake of Pythagoras · NeoTokyo · Obsidian Conflict · Operation Black Mesa · Opposing Force 2 · Portal: Prelude · Portal: The Flash Version MapPack · SMOD · Synergy · The Citizen · Weekday Warrior · Zombie Panic! Source
Other	ApertureScience.com · Canon · Developer commentary · Half-Life and Portal universe · Half-Life High Definition Pack · Half-Life Preliminary Findings · Mr. Valve · The Orange Box Achievements · Portal 2 Achievements and Trophies · Retcons · Super 8 Interactive Teaser